dear anderson cooper,
i’ve decided we should be friends. i think we would enjoy each other’s company. you’re this cool, wordly guy and i’m random and hilarious. and also quite cool and wordly. we live on opposite sides of the continent so i know the chances of us running into each other and bonding over lady gaga’s surprising appeal or sharing a laugh over a youtube video is slim. so i’ve decided we should be pen pals. i’m going to write you letters, notes and musings and maybe one day you’ll write back.